Grandpa Joe Has A Biden Ticket
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It is absolutely the hottest ticket in town. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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  • Bede the Bitter
    Bede the Bitter

    Grandpa Joe is objectively the worst human being in the history of cinema. Guess he's fitting that he loves the democrats. Gets more of those welfare checks while he sits on his lazy ass.

  • labj143
    labj143

    Major and Champ are so cute!

  • Martin Newman
    Martin Newman

    Brilliant!! Very funny! The Republicans are the shit show, and it’s so weird to see people fawning and begging to work with Trump, with all that he’s done to make America a laughing stock in the world. Thank God Joe Biden is a decent man and is working hard to make America great again. How ironic that he’s having to undo the damage of a President who only had his own interests at heart, and still does, and actually doing what Trump’s hats declaimed. Thanks Joe, the world is grateful to you.

  • Chelsea R.
    Chelsea R.

    😂

  • Maribel Caudillo
    Maribel Caudillo

    I like "The Late Show" virtual better! The sketches, animations, musicals, Stephen's wife laughs and Steven silliness is all the show needs. No music or actor guess nor audience!

  • Brian Gonigal
    Brian Gonigal

    The ad I got right before this? The Apple spot pushing their new blue iPhone color using the original version of the “Candyman” song from this same movie.

  • Deborah Zal
    Deborah Zal

    Stop glorifying the insurrection and the awful things these criminals did!

  • Admiralty86
    Admiralty86

    Wow! Well done! I usually don't enjoy these intros.

  • Bill Thompson
    Bill Thompson

    for those of us who recall Jack Albertson’s distinctive voice, the dubber fell shy of conveying, oh, let’s call it Grampiness - parallel, tho unrelated to truthiness, save the verisimilitude component. He was craggy of tone as Chico’s Man, which, no doubt, made him a shoo-in for grampa in original Willy Wonka movie.

  • Estoy Hasta LaMadre
    Estoy Hasta LaMadre

    I just don't GET IT... If "science is settled"...how come BIDEN is allocating billions $$$ on Climate Change "RESEARCH" and Paris Accord BULLSHIT?? zero-carbon BY 2050? SHIT, THE ERA OF STUPID ...Zero emissions from ENERGY by 2030??? How come an entire nation believes such BULLSHIT demagoguery???? Does it mean that the entire USA army, navy, and air forces will be TERMINATED ???...USA military apparatus has emitted 1,212 million metric tons of GHG in 6 years (measured in CO2equivalent, or CO2e). And of these military operations, it is estimated that total war-related emissions including for the “overseas contingency operations” Just in the major war zones of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, and Syria, more than 400 Million Metric Tons of CO2e...NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT: WATTER, FOOD, CLOTHING, COMMUNICATIONS, CIVIL TRANSPORT, HOME EMISSIONS...ETC ETC... MORE THAN ALL AUTOMOBILES IN THE CONTINENTAL USA. So either Biden and AOC are sublime hypocrites or they are conveniently very, very STUPID!...iN FACT IS ONLY MORE AND MORE MONEY FOR THE USUAL SUSPECTS! IT IS TIME FOR “THEM WARMERS” TO FUCK OFF!!! The catastrophic apocalypses did not happen!! They have kicked the can for decades…is enough! It like the second coming of Jesus….not today, tomorrow! For decades now the entire planet has been tortured by the perverse dogma created by a group of deranged sick ultra-greedy groups. You know “the usual suspects.” The common novel but ignorant (In regard to scams and big monetary subterfuges) people that work hard, sustain a family, enjoy the real value of life like family BBQs sons, daughters a wonderful woman or man, family, sunsets, dawns, a beer...you get the picture…and PAY TAXES!! The good people that believe in politicians, scientists, priests, and all the parasitic scum of the IPCC, NASA, NOAA…zoo. Criminals, vampires, and immoral media hoes, soaking the blood of society venting the flames of manipulated data, dogma, and fear through the shock doctrine! The good news is: they all said the by 2020 the planet will be destroyed No Food No Polar Ice No beaches No New York No water No Jungle No Amazonia No Coral Riffs No…No…No…No!!! Nothing! So..if their apocalyptic forecasts came and go! IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO FUCK UP!!! I PISS OF WITH STUPID TAUTOLOGIST OBSESSED WITH TAKING OR TAX MONEY BY THE SITH LOAD!! Who do you think is going to pay for the NET ZERO CARBON SHIT??? Biden? Ocasio Cortes? Trump? Obama? Greta Thunderbird? Nop!….Is me and you, to the tune of $1,500 US per capita a year! For the next 79 years!! They will be long gone yes…in their Yates, with their beautiful houses with air-conditioned, traveling the world scaring young kids…they need several generations of ignorant slaves!

  • Kim Clarke
    Kim Clarke

    This is awesome. Good job!

  • Michael Greene
    Michael Greene

    Stephen has lots of free time on his hands lately. Can we have more, please?💖

  • xseqer
    xseqer

    Bravissimo!

  • David Connell
    David Connell

    Ça c’était merveilleux!! Etiquette d’or.

  • Soyborne. Born, made, and undone by the soy.
    Soyborne. Born, made, and undone by the soy.

    Colbert writers are why we even show up to this channel lolz.

  • Chris Hupp
    Chris Hupp

    Brilliant

  • Martha Villegas
    Martha Villegas

    Stephen Colbert and team deserve a raise, maybe an Oscar too... Oh wait Batiste won an Oscar!! 💖

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street

    Pretty sure Major is the biter. You're fine with Champ.

  • Riley McPhee
    Riley McPhee

    There was a lot of love that went into this.

  • 007vsMagua
    007vsMagua

    Good God, how do they come up with this stuff:)

  • CWLOVE WINS
    CWLOVE WINS

    Ok. Let the losers stay out

  • Metal Gaming Warrior
    Metal Gaming Warrior

    Best...parody...Ever!

  • Denise Stark
    Denise Stark

    Comedy gold!

  • Jonah B
    Jonah B

    ❤️

  • Parmesana
    Parmesana

    that was beautiful! golden!

  • Ollie Vaughn
    Ollie Vaughn

    Childhood ruined...lol

  • Javier Fernandez
    Javier Fernandez

    Very nice.

  • Tadicuslegion78
    Tadicuslegion78

    damn Stephen's got a set of pipes on him.

  • Henry Dawkins
    Henry Dawkins

    The video they should have used was if I only had a brain for Donald Frump. They wouldn't even have to change the lyrics 😊

    • Dora Dennis
      Dora Dennis

      ORANGE MAN BAD!! 🤣🤣

  • My Getaway
    My Getaway

    Major and Champ woulda done a better job than the Capitol Police that's for sure

  • John Antonucci
    John Antonucci

    Grandpa Joe is TRASH. (Not a Biden reference, but a reference to that deadbeat who decided to stay bed ridden for 20 years of his own accord only to LEAP from that same bed when he thought he could seize a chocolate factory!)

  • Kindsey
    Kindsey

    😆

  • Scryndi SouthFlorida
    Scryndi SouthFlorida

    Major and champ got thrown in a whole new tile floor environment with no transition my poor babies

  • Poo Ninja
    Poo Ninja

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • kingbadmovie
    kingbadmovie

    Who let Grandpa Joe out of prison? Frigging scumbag.

  • Derek Ho 2013's
    Derek Ho 2013's

    Stephen Colbert grandpa joe has a trump vs Biden wonderful tickets

  • ArcaJ
    ArcaJ

    Major and Champ are very good boys. 😃🐶

  • Derek Mulready
    Derek Mulready

    Sarcasm I just Love 💕 it. REALLY IRISH 🇮🇪🇪🇺

  • Napoléon I Bonaparte
    Napoléon I Bonaparte

    Trump was Augustus and that spoiled kid at the same time.

    • Dora Dennis
      Dora Dennis

      Will you ever stop whining about Trump?

    • Cmorris94
      Cmorris94

      Veruca salt

  • Left Is Best
    Left Is Best

    This is one of their best. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • The Cooper Tech Kid
    The Cooper Tech Kid

    People are acting like Biden has actually saved America. Come back to in 4 years and prove the doubters wrong! Not having it only after a few months 🙄

    • Dora Dennis
      Dora Dennis

      Biden can't even save people from getting bitten by his dog...lol. They are so wrapped up in hatred of Trump that they can't see how awful Biden is.

    • The Cooper Tech Kid
      The Cooper Tech Kid

      @Derek Mulready ....... It's all talk at the moment......... Just like when Trump was in power!

    • Derek Mulready
      Derek Mulready

      Compare the first 100 Days of trumpie To BIDEN Note the Difference. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

    • The Cooper Tech Kid
      The Cooper Tech Kid

      @Moira Wargo a lefty I see 😂😂😂

    • Moira Wargo
      Moira Wargo

      can not even use a fucking spellchecker right.

  • RHayabusa
    RHayabusa

    Best part 1:17 😉.

  • MrStGeorgeIllawarra
    MrStGeorgeIllawarra

    God I hate all the shitty songs in this film that ruin it. Other than The Candman and Pure Imagination, of course. Cheer Up Charlie is coma inducing.

  • cale
    cale

    grandpa joe is a jerk

    • kingbadmovie
      kingbadmovie

      Couldn't agree more.

  • Richo
    Richo

    Bravo 👏 👏 👏

  • Zesty
    Zesty

    1:31 “Major will undergo some additional training to help him adjust to life in the White House,” a spokesman said. T****** was in desperate need of the same training, but never received it. Sad!

    • Duchess of Earl Grey
      Duchess of Earl Grey

      @Magick Moi Neither was the guy who smeared poop in Congress.

    • Magick Moi
      Magick Moi

      Not even house broken 😠 Dumpy not Major. Major has better manners

  • Denise Bookout
    Denise Bookout

    Ironically the ad that I had was "The Candy Man can" from IPHONE

  • occhamsrazor
    occhamsrazor

    Job here for when the... Shall we say... Less than progressive folks start posting. They will claim that Biden never once said the word Jobs...

  • death13a
    death13a

    Good doggos

  • New Message
    New Message

    "Tell me more about this wonderful ticket of yours." -Condescending Wonka.

  • SHOCK PROOF
    SHOCK PROOF

    🙏🏿G2💞🌎💞2G🙏🏻

  • Unicorn Vic
    Unicorn Vic

    Finally we have a real human being in the WH! Hooray for President Biden!

    • Dora Dennis
      Dora Dennis

      Keep him away from kids, though...

    • Pilar Morales
      Pilar Morales

      Yay👍😄

  • Joseph Croteau
    Joseph Croteau

    This is pure GOLD

    • Chudi
      Chudi

      Pure fucking gold! 🤣

    • Michael Harris
      Michael Harris

      More like solid gold

    • jsuarmy08
      jsuarmy08

      More closer to the platinum side

    • Dr Clown
      Dr Clown

      ......EN Ticket

  • Derick Lewis
    Derick Lewis

    Funny 😄

  • Gabriel Liebowitz
    Gabriel Liebowitz

    13th!

  • ahnanda68
    ahnanda68

    Best dog ever.. and I don't even like dogs 😻 🕊️

  • Lester Luczak
    Lester Luczak

    LOL!! 😆

  • Cherri Pie
    Cherri Pie

    It slaps tbh

  • DR Boze
    DR Boze

    You know, Major and Champ should've been at Joe's side tonight!

    • Magick Moi
      Magick Moi

      Some of the crooks on the right might have been nervous about Major checking them out.

  • くたばれTerraan
    くたばれTerraan

    Good Dogs.

  • DR Boze
    DR Boze

    I think Jack Albertson would've been pleased by this.

    • Howard Kerr
      Howard Kerr

      DR Boze: That was my first thought as well.

    • MrMatteNWk
      MrMatteNWk

      "Grandpa Goes to Washington" with Jack lasted only 11 episodes (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa_Goes_to_Washington ) but the current series is going to last at the very least 4 years

  • Cate Brooks
    Cate Brooks

    Oh, glee! Finally someone sings this in key. Ish. Jk: this is inspired. By finally a real human in the White House.

  • Cha20
    Cha20

    2nd

  • Opus 313
    Opus 313

    Sheer brilliance! Nice work LSSC writers!

  • Anthony Campagnolo
    Anthony Campagnolo

    I will never hear this song the same again.

    • Henry Dawkins
      Henry Dawkins

      I agree. But Johnny depp version of the movie sucks. He better stick with Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • Riley Nguyen
    Riley Nguyen

    😂👍

  • Banana face
    Banana face

    first

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