It's Been 100 Days And Joe Biden Still Doesn't Have A Cat
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  • Vaughn cruz
    Vaughn cruz

    Everyone knows your a fraud president sleepy joe

  • Cosmo Genesis
    Cosmo Genesis

    He's had three cats so far, but Major ate them thinking they were leftover T******* appointees.

  • SunnyAquamarine2
    SunnyAquamarine2

    Friggin awesome lol

  • Vijay Patil
    Vijay Patil

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  • Celtic Lass
    Celtic Lass

    This is BRILLIANT! (too bad some people will take offence lol)

  • [Hashknight Gaming]
    [Hashknight Gaming]

    Get a fat orange one named Donald you know toss 45 a bone. 🤣

  • Yellow
    Yellow

    Ok... let's hear it for the dog lovers, who's with me. "who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!! 🐶 Ok..."who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!!

  • Bunny, Easter
    Bunny, Easter

    I'm pretty sure this is narrated by Epic Voice Guy lol

  • jackie hinkey
    jackie hinkey

    if he only had a brain it just sad

  • Runner Phile
    Runner Phile

    😂😂😂

  • Reuben Yancey
    Reuben Yancey

    I got sick of Biden immediately.

  • Sini Cide
    Sini Cide

    If he doesn't get a cat then I'm not voting for him! So many lies. It's just not acceptable for the POTUS to lie. 😂 Sadly..it's a joke but it also isn't

  • macarrony jim
    macarrony jim

    I aint a Republican but the msm is straight up trash

  • K R
    K R

    Joe, the Lord detests murderers and deceivers. Repent now.

  • SAM WALKER
    SAM WALKER

    What about the first BIRD? "I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I DID, I DID, i TAW A PUDDY TAT!" - Tweety Bird (for President). Furthermore ...

  • Christian G
    Christian G

    You forgot to mention the parts like the enormous boarder crisis going on, or how he is is forcing Americans to pay taxes that fund abortion up to 9 months of pregnancy, or how he allows men to walk into a woman’s bathroom just because they “identify” as woman, or how only 12% of that 1.9 trillion dollar stimulus actually went to the American people and got absolutely no GOP support and only passed by one vote bc the majority of the senate is democrats. Or how about the fact that Joe Biden doesn’t even know where he’s at and has to read a teleprompter every time he addresses the nation, I could go on and on Joe Biden is a terrible president and everybody knows it, people who say otherwise are just pretending that he is

  • Maxim Popov
    Maxim Popov

    Peace Love and Democracy 💙💙💙

  • Maxim Popov
    Maxim Popov

    Pure Genius 💙 Joe Rocks 💙

  • D.W. Read
    D.W. Read

    The clip cut out too soon. What was the headline that followed?

  • Alfred E
    Alfred E

    Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Can you say devastation?

  • Ryan
    Ryan

    This is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, but you won’t hear the deep state communist socialist antifa democrats say anything about it

  • Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda
    Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda

    Joe Biden says anyone making less than 400k won’t pay a penny in taxes ❌ This guy makes trump look like a genius

  • O S
    O S

    Stephen, you’re Biden’s 🕳.

  • motherofgrr
    motherofgrr

    Nobodys gonna comment about the fact that they let the word "Pussy" slide knowing it doesn't mean CAT AT ALL😂😂😂

  • V S
    V S

    Braindead Biden... The cat probably starve..

  • GiarkReleos
    GiarkReleos

    was this stolen verbatim from the new fox comedy hour ????

    • GiarkReleos
      GiarkReleos

      the tone and inflection was

    • GiarkReleos
      GiarkReleos

      it wasn't really puntastic or phunny

  • Fat Whataburger Guy
    Fat Whataburger Guy

    And there's some VBNMW leftists and suburban liberals in the comments. Beware sane people

  • Anthony Campagnolo
    Anthony Campagnolo

    I thought I was watching Fox for a second. This sounded like the newest scandal

  • kassarc16
    kassarc16

    Didn't Lefties attack Trump for not having a First Pet in this exact way? Yes, y'all did. Literally your own parody.

  • Vern Shook
    Vern Shook

    But, the burning question.....Has the Obama portrait gone up yet?????

  • Panda Bear
    Panda Bear

    Here you go this is who is playing joe cause this isn't joe it's jim carey sltoos.info/for/1Yh7mtFno6ykspg/video

  • Eriq Kunz
    Eriq Kunz

    LOLLLLLLL!!! Well done!!

  • SMB
    SMB

    I wouldn't let the senile potato anywhere near a pet, a child, a job, woman, children, the economy, our taxes, the list goes on

  • Bill Randolph
    Bill Randolph

    "Colbert" is the new phrase when it means ratings crash.

  • XpertGam0r
    XpertGam0r

    GIMME DA DAM CAT!!!!

  • Que serra
    Que serra

    Between the lack of a cat , stealing hamburgers and guns, outlawing Seuss and personally being responsible for the castration of mister potato head , its ot like saving us from corona with common sense and no superspreader events matters. Can y all believe the GOP current line of attack?? Wow.

  • Que serra
    Que serra

    This is ridiculous get on the stick Joe. Where's the kitty? He d keep major in line. You need a cat to rule your dogs.

  • Lilchada
    Lilchada

    me says ow

  • Senza Senso
    Senza Senso

    "We the people...ARE THE GOVERNMENT" - Joe Biden 2021 "We're fooked" - every rational American

  • Paul
    Paul

    *BIDEN IS A DICTATOR BY HIS OWN WORDS!* During the campaign, Biden called Trump a dictator over issuing executive orders. But Biden has signed more than *60* in his first 100 days - compared with Trump's 24!

    • R. Waldman
      R. Waldman

      You need cat therapy

  • bat in the attic
    bat in the attic

    Introducing a cat to Major and Champ, without disaster, would be a feat of historic greatness. If President Biden can safely integrate a pet cat into that family - is there anything he can't do? It's like getting lions to lie down with lambs (and not in a preprandial way)! Yet, Alsatians are rather intelligent dogs - perhaps Biden can persuade them to set aside their predatory instincts. Mind, if it works, that would be one heroic cat. Sox - I remember you.

  • Master Ken
    Master Ken

    Biden's dog bit my friend back in March. He got paid to shut up.

  • JJ Wubs
    JJ Wubs

    Next time Biden is on the show, pull a suprise 'Rescue Cat Rescue'. That will take care of things. "This is Socks VII. Socks comes from an ancient White House Cat lineage. In his black and white tuxedo, he is dressed for the occasion. Generally easy goin', he is able to find a comfy corner anywhere, even in the Oval Office. However, Socks is adament it then will be renamed 'the Loaf-al Office'. His favourite flavour of cat food is tuna, the least favourite is, you guessed it... malarkey"

  • Tess Winker
    Tess Winker

    Schrodinger's cat? White house edition?

  • Muhd Hanif
    Muhd Hanif

    But i want to ask seriously, Where Is The Cat You Promised Joe??

  • K Quilor
    K Quilor

    I really do want a presidential cat tho

  • MzMaverick !
    MzMaverick !

    They've already attacked his dog's appearance calling him a junk yard looking dog.. no level of attack is beyond them or surprises me!

  • EcoAnarchist
    EcoAnarchist

    Final Part *QUOTES* "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." ~Vladmir Lenin "Rights aren't rights if they can be taken away, they're temporary privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country." ~George Carlin "Those who control the past control the future." ~George Orwell 1984

  • EcoAnarchist
    EcoAnarchist

    Part III *SOLUTION* *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom) *Free* Food Water Shelter Education Holistic Medical Care *No* Currency Authority Prisons Banks Corporatism/Capitalism Government Taxes

  • mark bushnell
    mark bushnell

    I hope this story has LESS than nine lives so we can get back to burgers. Where's the beef, Joe! Where's the beef!

  • Julia Hartshorn
    Julia Hartshorn

    Q: can someone please tell me why, in USA, the term, 'Government of the People', refers not to the government, or the party with the most votes, but to the minority party, is (currently) the Republicans?

  • eric loyola
    eric loyola

    Trump grabbed it by the cat.

  • Jeni Toten
    Jeni Toten

    Cat picks you, you don't pick the cat. Obviously these GOP people don't know cats.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly

    Ted Cruz's face is a form of animal cruelty all its own!

  • Robin Hahn
    Robin Hahn

    All of cat-loving SLtoos is invested in this very scandalous story!

  • E. S.
    E. S.

    This is stupid. For stupid people. Colbert your discourse sucks and you aren’t funny. Love is peace.

  • Scott Deaton
    Scott Deaton

    Sounds kinda racist and bigoted to me.

  • Dream of Bacon
    Dream of Bacon

    The cat is most likely a chinese and russian double agent in any case.

  • Frank Rizzo
    Frank Rizzo

    Grab em by the p***y! 🎃 LOL

  • apostolis x
    apostolis x

    Cat got your tongue lol

  • Yuan Tham
    Yuan Tham

    With a deadly crisis so badly handled by trump , Biden has to pick up the pieces left by trump , that is to protect more American lives and the economy , why bother with an insignificant cat 🐈

  • adam johns
    adam johns

    This cat will totally grift joey b out of millions, joey b cant be going up against cats

  • james eaton
    james eaton

    Joe has doesn't anything Worthy of news except CNN talking about a cat. Good job CNN

  • Joe Biden Official
    Joe Biden Official

    But i have got Tara and i have helped my friends to make 195 billion in the first 100 days.

  • N R
    N R

    _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

  • N R
    N R

    _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

  • Cynthia Brent
    Cynthia Brent

    Don't worry... There WILL be a kitty 🐱 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue-- to deal with those #Republikkklans who are so desperate to nail POTUS Joe Biden for "something."😼😼😼

  • ever97ish
    ever97ish

    🤣🤣🤣

  • imkerbal
    imkerbal

    They kill his dog yet?

  • mary jones
    mary jones

    lol, ty lssc fam.

  • Thomas Raywood
    Thomas Raywood

    Hope they name it Stripes.

  • S R
    S R

    It was just to get the "cat person" vote!!! Low, Joe, ...low!

  • Confuddle Leg
    Confuddle Leg

    I love that this was done the same day that announcements are made on his cat coming to the White House.

  • Paulyne Wilburn
    Paulyne Wilburn

    🗣🔊🔊 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN , DID HAVE A CAT . 🍊 🤣🤣 HE'S JUST NOT ALLOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE 🏛 NO MORE . 👤 , HE JUST LEFT IN JANUARY, CAUSE HE WAS SUCH A LOSER AND HE JUST HAD TOO GO 🏌️‍♂️🦊 CAUSE HE DIDN'T FIT IN 👤 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Joseph Q
    Joseph Q

    💜2021✨Amen pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 Daniel 11-12 Revelation 20-21 keeping the Faith... 💜😎

  • Tom McAllister
    Tom McAllister

    ‘Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.’

  • Baba Ayman
    Baba Ayman

    Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lily Jade
    Lily Jade

    question: when Potus Biden gets on plane, it becomes Air Force One.... when Potus rides on Amtrak, it's call ...???

    • Valerie J. Norse
      Valerie J. Norse

      Great possibility for funny answers! (Wish I'd been able to think of one.)

  • Dshew89 D
    Dshew89 D

    GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

  • Dshew89 D
    Dshew89 D

    GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

  • MGCollins2813311
    MGCollins2813311

    Major is getting a therapy cat for all the bad hoodoo left by the last administration.

  • Carol Miller
    Carol Miller

    Get a sassy, attitude cat in the white house to chase Major all over the WH lawn and he'll be a whole different dog. A cat might even teach secret service guys a thing or two! meeeoowww 😹 😻

    • Carol Miller
      Carol Miller

      @Dfuher D Hope they post some YT vids!

    • Dfuher D
      Dfuher D

      According to Dr. Biden, Major has been in training to be with cats including going on trips to cat shelters. Fear not, that kitty will have him trained in NO time 🙀

  • Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt

    Our local shelter has a silly looking cat for adoption. Go see "Cara" at elkcountryanimalshelter.org/

  • Carla M
    Carla M

    I want a cat in the WH

  • Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt

    Sufferin' succotash, a puss can't get a break.

  • Miriam Bucholtz
    Miriam Bucholtz

    Cats choose people. Biden just hasn't been found yet.

  • Cherry Red
    Cherry Red

    Jesus, give us a warning before you show us a close-up of Ted Snooze's face (:44)😨!!

  • VideZoniX !
    VideZoniX !

    Nice. Really well done

  • Trekkie from New Zealand
    Trekkie from New Zealand

    Presidential pets: * Bill Clinton: One cat 🐈 and one dog 🐕 * George W. Bush: 3 dogs 🐕🐕🐕 and one cat 🐈 * Barack Obama: Two dogs 🐕🐶 * Donald Trump: Stephen Miller 🐍 * Joe Biden: Two dogs 🐕‍🦺🐕

  • crovax 13
    crovax 13

    At least they admitted that Joe Biden is president at the beginning of the ad!

  • George B. Wolffsohn
    George B. Wolffsohn

    Some folks are cat people and some are dog people.

    • George B. Wolffsohn
      George B. Wolffsohn

      😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗❗my bad. This sounded so typical of GOP BS I thought it was real.

  • Sugar Skulls
    Sugar Skulls

    WHERE IS THE CAT?! 🐈‍⬛😂

  • Alex Sent
    Alex Sent

    So now i guess América it’s better off from the orange sphincter right? Steven

  • Laura K
    Laura K

    I think his dogs would go after a cat like a rabbit. Bad idea.

    • Laura K
      Laura K

      @Valerie J. Norse Still they are in a high stress environment. I wouldn't risk it.

    • Valerie J. Norse
      Valerie J. Norse

      Champ is old and mellow. Major might try to give a cat a hard time, but I think he will learn better. Cats don't cower before dogs.

  • INTERYTP
    INTERYTP

    The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. - Some person idk who but they didn't assume the correct Submission Position lol

  • Mountain LWolf
    Mountain LWolf

    Almost like when NewsMaxx did a news segment on how ugly Joe Biden's dog was...

  • - Beeman
    - Beeman

    After the incidents with both of their dogs, I hope the cat doesn't bite, and is declawed. Then again, it will probably whip somebody with its tail.

  • Tana Darko
    Tana Darko

    I love the woman who has to deal with the press and is quite honest about how stupid their fucking questions can be.

  • Antoine Trépanier
    Antoine Trépanier

    Wait... Wait. Who organizes cat boxing matches? Where does that footage come from?

  • prof. stein
    prof. stein

    If republicans actually tried this, it should not even remotely surprise anyone.

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