Biden's Speech Promises "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;" Rudy Raided By The Feds - LIVE MONOLOGUE
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Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden's address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here's everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Mark Russell
    Mark Russell

    A jobs hand. Ha!

  • Rick Noyb
    Rick Noyb

    Don't go dissing my man Elon. He's one of those good billionaires. On second thought he's the only good billionaire. I'd rather see a cool display meant to motivate humanity as a whole, rather than the private island owners or some guy that needs to buy his yacht a pet yacht. The truth being, the planet can not survive billionaires.

  • The Super Viewer
    The Super Viewer

    Yea dude plug taxing recently

  • Manchurian Joe
    Manchurian Joe

    Biden promises "jobs jobs jobs" April jobs report comes out: "Record low job growth." 🤦

  • mason guritz
    mason guritz

    Didn’t realize how unfunny your are

  • Ronald Tolar
    Ronald Tolar

    Hey Stevie, you dont have to hide as a catholic anymore, you've been revealed to millions now as a Crypto. Cat's out of the bag.

  • Tory Sama
    Tory Sama

    He makes so much sense. Biden is so smart.

  • the world is not enough
    the world is not enough

    Anyone who supports Biden is either a sellout, uneducated or evil.

  • Aaron Brooks
    Aaron Brooks

    Biden was fish-bumping?

  • Liela Strong
    Liela Strong

    Who is that laughing in the back? So funny. Camera man?

  • Josh Cade
    Josh Cade

    Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... jobs.

  • dripto roy
    dripto roy

    Joe biden is a G....

  • Jay Chris
    Jay Chris

    CAN'T YELL FIRE WHEN THERE IS NONE!!!🤣🤣

  • Fallon
    Fallon

    Why does it matter if two women are presiding? Should be two ppl regardless of gender. Woke throw up gag job. Weak Biden and disingenuous af.

  • William Sroka
    William Sroka

    Who is the gentleman who laughs at Stephen's jokes?

  • JP Schlecht
    JP Schlecht

    Joe is a real player 😂 he got them ladies like

  • Tom Hutcheson
    Tom Hutcheson

    Actually, I did know that wasn't Marty Walsh. What, do you think none of your viewers lives in Massachusetts? We're all watching Amy Goodman 24/7? Come on, Jack! Eat your beans!

  • eddie sanchez
    eddie sanchez

    I smell a bullsh*tter!

  • T philipp
    T philipp

    Monster

  • petes place
    petes place

    Lol Biden is so full of shit I wasted my vote on him should of voted Trump

  • Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah
    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah

    Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs

  • Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah
    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah

    No president has ever said those words, madame speaker, no president ever should :P (Republican way)

  • Pat M
    Pat M

    why was pelosi blinking continuously non stop check it out whats up with that. fake biden where did he get all his focus from scary is he demented or is he on drugs. well hunter does make all the deals for him and the family.

  • Wait! WHAT? Ok!
    Wait! WHAT? Ok!

    Arizona Audit? Why is anyone Worried? Why is anyone worried about Water Marks? And Signature matching? And mishandling? Biden Won with the MOST VOTES EVER! IN THE CLEANEST ELECTION EVER! AND DON'T FORGET! HE IS THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER! ALL HAIL! OUR SAVIOR! JESUS H. BIDEN! So you got nothing to worry about RIGHT?

  • Wait! WHAT? Ok!
    Wait! WHAT? Ok!

    @Stephen Colbert I'm still Personally waiting For Adam Schiff to produce! The more than "Circumstantial Evidence" he has on Trump colluding with the Russians! Could you please have him on! It's been over 4 year's now! I don't understand the wait!

  • Torey
    Torey

    Oh yes Its Ladies night Oh what a night ;)

  • Red Stars
    Red Stars

    hahahaha what jobs the ones he dont sell with his kick backs? Please stop the BS

  • AmberDawn Terrell
    AmberDawn Terrell

    Oh my gawdess!!!!!!!!

  • Daniel Andersson
    Daniel Andersson

    I don't know what he's talking about 'cause weed is way cheaper than it was 15-20 years ago, and better too.

  • Zack Darce
    Zack Darce

    This is sad... The only person laughing is the cameraman and/or producer. He should retire.

  • Mary McKim
    Mary McKim

    I just love him for saying “fish bumps”.🌻

  • Black Pearl of Braavos
    Black Pearl of Braavos

    That raccoon and old pizza box bit got me. Delicious.

  • david b
    david b

    Omg the new Rudy segment toon had me in stitches. Can't stop watching it, absolutely hilarious 😂

  • Martin Earl
    Martin Earl

    Joe 'sleepy 'creepy 'pervy' Biden 🤣

  • Caroline Mc Carney
    Caroline Mc Carney

    SAVE LIZ fire mc carthy come on brave decent people power people have power

  • dutchpy dutchpy
    dutchpy dutchpy

    The only JOBS Trump created are for the many lawyers he needs to stay out of jail.

  • sarah greenslade
    sarah greenslade

    I love a late show is so funny

  • Sam Says
    Sam Says

    over 500,000,000 tv sets in north america. 2,000,000 = 0.04 % (less than 1/2 of 1 %) watch this clown. thanks for cord-cutting

  • A'Anouk'Ke
    A'Anouk'Ke

    Stephen, You literally make me cry when I hear your jokes. The way they portray people of color and every group that isn't white and catholic is so painful, it makes me cry. You are not really feeling what we are living in this moment in America, it is clear by the way you effortlessly deliver your script. Your script is written like this show is built to be a white power broadcast and you, Stephen, are the white power broadcaster smiling away at our pain. I have found independent broadcasters. They are brave and they do not fear talking about the reality we are all living. Every time you do not speak the truth, there is a pile of black bodies and a pile of the bodies of people of color. The white power broadcasters like you take up blocks and blocks and blocks. And you have power, Stephen. You have a career and you get to broadcast. There are literally so fucking many of us--people. You must think we are simple-minded. We do not feel you are speaking at all. We do not feel you are speaking to people. at all. since the first fucking day you went on air. You are speaking to your white power broadcast reflections that laugh and smile and clap at you, and the years go by and you are glowing with their adoration. Sincerely, Yours truly, and wow what a great fucking way to hold on to all the power and never give a fuck about independent broadcasts. You know them, right? The ones that literally disappear because. you know what. fuck you stephen. fuck all of you. Ana Gabriela Jackson Chaves

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Enjoy rudy hey it's the fortified city

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Don't bother me rally up

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Not worried about 75 buckhor

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Love his image it's funny but one things wrong my penni's ain't bitch

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    But it's a thick air pump when needed just ask tay

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Suckers

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Love your image of the hidden rod of god but it was to shield it

  • Eric Sanchez
    Eric Sanchez

    Con d dien ce cia umber till drill shed crack po all hog hat tary dent resi president demon 72 leg for arms demon with and anersial

  • James Turner
    James Turner

    8:20 a space blanket is made of mylar. The material was used as a lightweight thermal barrier on the Lunar Module of the Saturn V, the Apollo moon landing vehicle.

  • bobpcaramel
    bobpcaramel

    Fish Bumping

  • The Jam and Berries
    The Jam and Berries

    Bambo lol 😆

  • CruxCraft com
    CruxCraft com

    Just an observation, Stephen Colbert made a false statement when he said that that wasn't a photo of Marty Walsh, but rather a random photo on the internet. If it's truly a random photo, there is the inconceivable chance that it is a photo of Marty Walsh (unless Marty Walsh has absolutely zero internet presence, which I am doubtful). Not really important lol, just something I observed...

  • Abby Cal
    Abby Cal

    The crew laughing behind Stephen is my favorite thing.

  • mtacoustic1
    mtacoustic1

    Talk is cheap; liberal democrat talk even more so.

  • Adrian Colley
    Adrian Colley

    1:11 "By the way, that wasn't Marty Walsh [...] and you didn't know that!" "John Oliver, on line one." "Ten grand."

  • QPRTokyo
    QPRTokyo

    Pathetic attempt of humour by a Biden fan. Tax tax tax tax.

  • Truth Wins
    Truth Wins

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  • Abe Thinken
    Abe Thinken

    U wanna diss Mahty Walsh lol. U just lost all six states of New England my friend.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    Send Word Holy R0man War Saint Colbert to the Holy Romans* Mcaskeys to build Towers around Soldier Field , look at Dubai how land was built at the shore meaning We Abrahamic have the technology to build towers and(&) extra many extra high tower seats looking down at the Bears Field.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      At the Same Time the Abrahamic Lord God's arch enemies is the germanic heathens

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      For Why Abrahamic Germans are the Most Cherished by the Abrahamic Lord God

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      As the Parking lot will become Towers and the shore where land is built be the parking lot

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    For I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain at the Time when Alexander the Great has Lead, fulfills His Abrahamic battle now Still Alive and(&) Now As Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy R0man Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain &(and) My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds taunt these heathens at thier heathen strongholds in the 4 Ravenswood districts in North Chicago eta 30 minutes

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Though The Abrahamic Lord God Orders N0 N0ne Zer0 heathens survive N0ne zer0 n0 heathens survive besides I Sha The Abrahamic Sun of Thor and 1 Mercy Card to an DJ R.T.s Heathen Lineage given.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      For The Abrahamic Lord God has been Good to Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain to live this long, Why I Be the Personel War Commander to the Abrahamic Lord God, and now the same Blessings I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain has had, the Same to Every Current Billions of Abrahamic Faithfuls

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      For why even broken bones do not hurt Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain anymore for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have broken every bone in My body, Reason I crack every bone in my body due to all My Hussain's broken bones

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      And As During then I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain was Alwehs 1st on the Frontline, even Now I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am Alwehs 1st on the Holy Roman Frontline

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    For We have the Mormons and Taos & Jews to fill in the gaps that hindus disappear in India.

  • Slater K
    Slater K

    It's gotten so for Trump now his lawyers need there own lawyers

  • Slater K
    Slater K

    The Trend of Donald Trump's Criminal Empire is everybody who is connected to to it and lived dirty and abused there power while protected by Trump's shield is now coming to get them all this is only the beginning folks almost the whole USA has cases on Trump it's gotten so bad now that Trump's lawyers need lawyers if that doesn't tell you something then you really live on another planet

  • jordydsge
    jordydsge

    How many of you actually read each others comments? The audience is worse than the 'comic'. Total sh!#.

  • jordydsge
    jordydsge

    This is awful... Like worse than anything I have EVER seen. NOT A COMPLIMENT.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain 0rders, comience a armar a romanos y (&) latinos mexicanos para limpiar guadalajara, Statim!

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      &(and) if that is the case then there Surely Will be more Indian Buddhists that Indian hindus Now, Statim!

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      AND DO TO THESE ATROCITIES BY the hindu cult heathen bidder leader modi, for the corona virus will minus 600,000 hindus from thier 1 billion population meaning there Will be More Protestants then hindus meaning if that is the mount certainly there Will be More Indian Muslims &(and) Indian Catholics than Indian hindus . Watch how the corona virus ravages the hi dus for rapi g My Mother's Kashmir Lineage!

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      And ofcourse occurring during trump presidency having the heathen bidders modi commit these atrocities in Kashmir where it was no lights, no internet and no communications thee most worst atrocities

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Surely I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain must Protect My Mothers and(&) Fathers Lineage Lands.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      For that is where My Hussain's Mother Lineage is from in Kashmir and(&) We Democratic American Union will build another American Drone Base at My Father's Lineage Town in Pakistan where Alexander the Great's Horse is buried in a Tomb from Jhelum, Pakistan.. Why Not!

  • Mark Stewart
    Mark Stewart

    Hey Stephen.......The "ET" and "PT" makes it not two different times. Its very accurate depending where you live. Idiot.

  • Mark Stewart
    Mark Stewart

    Dr. Ed.d 😂😂😂😂😂 Biden

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    i Holy R0man Magnus Hussain sent another email to surrender to heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, Hello rick, I Hebrewic-Jewish Divine Commander Hussain avocation g your 3rd cousins and 2nd cousins as I write this email, and the pain and suffering thier brains will be persecuted with laser precision by Us Juddens rick until your full surrender. Dies sind die heidnischen Übergabeartikel an Sha Hussain, den Eroberer der Heiden, für Darrel, damit Darrel nicht die schmerzhafteste Erfahrung macht, wie jeder Heide Most Will! Darrel kontaktieren Sie die FBI-Agentur in Chicagoland, um sich zu ergeben, und wir, das FBI und der US-Geheimdienst, wollen, dass jede heidnische Operation und jeder Darrel, den Sie haben, am schnellsten vorbei geht.Before I Sha put your 1st cousins and direct family into such Pain...Abrahamic Conqueror of heathens Sha

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Take N0 N0ne Zer0 chances harm against Our Magnificent Holy Romans Pope Francis.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      guadalajarans have become heathen bidders So an enemy to the Holy Roman See.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      de corruptione gaulahara Sancti Catholico Romanum fidem! alter relinquetur;

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      These crazy folks at sandc electric company are at almost surrender. Most Certainly Good News for Sch and(&) C0mpany Electric!

  • Xavi Neira
    Xavi Neira

    I’m enjoying your show even more now.

  • vcarter0723
    vcarter0723

    Whoever did the Rudy Giuliani graphic A+++

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    Out of the many places hit by these evil heathens, the hardest hit has been old orchard mall and the Jewish Holocaust Memorial complex. Send FBI agents in now to clear out these heathens in this hard hit part area

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Meaning get ride of the guadalajaran mexicans and replace them with Roman Mexicans.. Godspeed

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      These gwalaharan mexicans bringing Muslim Clothing into an liquir store especially during alcohol lent during Ramadan, for no mexican heathen will attempt to curropt My Arch Angel Meekayil's sober People

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      When I left My Hussain's Abrahamic Command Post before I went to CVS richard williams passed me on a bike in Roger's Park while an old white hair couple was walking .

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Even if it is an 3rd cousin to this heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, capture! From a 3rd cousin all to his heathen richard williams full surrender!

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Holy Roman War Saint Colbert Divine Orders are get tax returns of the heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company to capture his heathen richard williams family following the social security numbers for richard williams sandc electric company heathen global security director's full surrender to the Hebrewic-Jews.

  • Pizzazz Cabbage
    Pizzazz Cabbage

    There's a job created right there, Rudy needs a good lawyer. 😂

  • roberta clark
    roberta clark

    OMG... A JOBS HAND!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Terrance Mulcare
    Terrance Mulcare

    I love this girl!

  • Megan
    Megan

    "bambo" oh my god

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver

    "a joint session" lol 😆😂

  • Mr. S
    Mr. S

    well considering how many jobs he cost in in just his first hundred days, even giving one person a job would be progress for him.

  • ELLE C
    ELLE C

    I love when Stephen gets cracked up and can hardly continue (starting ~ 12:14)!! LOOOVVVVEEEE it and the crew's laughter is the BEST!!!! #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences

  • ELLE C
    ELLE C

    Colbert: "If you were watching on Fox...First: What are you doing here?"😂🤣😂🤣 🤣 ☠

  • ThePeperich
    ThePeperich

    Excellent show. I hope that POTUS achieves his goals, as they are the ones all Americans should have. Welcome back America 🇺🇲 - Europe 🇪🇺, no, the whole world 🇺🇳 missed you. Cheers from Germany 🇩🇪

  • J. B. Benefield
    J. B. Benefield

    Lmao not the founding fathers Kool n The Gang! 😂😂😂

  • Admiral Sham
    Admiral Sham

    Dildo hut? Nonono, Donginos is where you wanna go. For a small fee they'll stuff your crust while you wait.

  • mytexas days
    mytexas days

    G g get a job. Old hippy song. Ladies night should have been the entrance song.

  • mytexas days
    mytexas days

    Good luck with that one. The agenda of Biden is going to take more than 4 years and more money than we have.

  • Kimberly Payne
    Kimberly Payne

    That's Amazing

  • Kimberly Payne
    Kimberly Payne

    It is so crazy they are so disrespectful Still can't figure out Cruz still loves 45 after he talked about his wife

  • 鈴木美保代
    鈴木美保代

    危機(笑)

  • L M
    L M

    Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.-Lysander Spooner

  • Rachel Erin
    Rachel Erin

    I'm sorry, "fish-bumping?" XDD

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain

    Hello Stephen, So now it has been proven that what these evil heathens do is ravage an household, and have heathen look alike take over the household as if they are the real owners while the real household owner is cooked for dinner and noone ever knowing. There the heathen imposters will start arguments with the household family members to a point the family.memebers stop calling due to not wanting to argue and fight when it is in actuality not thier real family they are arguing with. These heathens are real evil.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      And believe Me, after I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain showcased what kind of evil swarm these heathens are just recently for the FBI Agency to witness themselves, there will be no more heathens left! By the Time We are done with these evil heathens.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Its either that or change that name of the Days. Either or works for Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      Then we Abrahamic Forces will reintroduce Odin, Tyr, and Thor since they have Days already named after them as Abrahamic Prophets or Saints of the past. Who submit in prostration to the Abrahamic Lord God. A Most fitting Abrahamic way for there will be n0 n0ne zer0 heathens left in this World by the time I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am done with these evil heathens to dispute it.

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      An idol of Odin? Destroyed! An idol of loki? Destriyed! And idol of Thor? Vanished! Idol of every heathen idol d.e.Stroyed!!!!

    • Sha Hussain
      Sha Hussain

      The same reason We Abrahamic Forces in Germany will be destroying Completely any trace of heathen idols throughout Germany.

  • Rachel Erin
    Rachel Erin

    Hahaha the "jobs" montage XD

  • Cameron Sitton
    Cameron Sitton

    5:50-6:01 this is the funniest delivery I've heard in a long time. Or maybe it's just that my humor is no longer dampened by the underlying terror and depression.

  • monkeyRL
    monkeyRL

    "Dildo Hut!"..."No one out dildos The Hut"!! Bwahahahaha! =)

  • brycey spiceywiener
    brycey spiceywiener

    bill clinton flew on epstein's plane

  • Marc Bollinger
    Marc Bollinger

    I'm sad they didn't go with Dildopolis instead of Dildo-hut. A random Community writer deserves an unexpected shout out a decade after the fact.

  • terry baker
    terry baker

    Biden is destroying this country, yeah, jobs jobs jobs all for China, maybe 58 percent of democrats approve of Biden, but not America, it's only a matter of time, the democrats are out

  • Robert Ainey
    Robert Ainey

    Evy, you've outdone yourself; now it's guffaws, not just chuckles. Keep it up so Stephen's ratings are.

  • D.S.W. Cartoons
    D.S.W. Cartoons

    Nice jorb out there, Biden!

  • Hannah Getto
    Hannah Getto

    As a Bostonian i knew instantly that wasn’t Marty Walsh

  • D Bone
    D Bone

    Ah yes... Crisatunity.

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